I have visited Doctor Who conventions, cosplayed as the Doctor, slept on the sidewalk to get into the San Diego ComicCon panel, and even used to have a full-scale TARDIS in my home
(Its no longer a creature or planeswalker.) Illustrated by Jos Parodi Standard Not Legal Alchemy Not Legal Pioneer Not Legal Historic Not Legal Modern Not Legal Brawl Not Legal Legacy Legal Comp
It also has lifelink to complement the evasion and a 2/3 body for just 2 and Black
Effects that trigger whenever you draw a card and/or punish your opponents for drawing cards, like Sheoldred, the Apocalypse, only trigger for effects that literally say draw in their description
Being a creature means that you can bring it back from the graveyard with cards like Connive // Concoct to gain even more value with it
Still, easy to imagine a world where you want a maindeck answer to Lessons, Momo, and Reanimator that still has game against landfall and this will work
