Read More: The Best Wilds of Eldraine Commander Cards 5 Admiral Becket Brass Thisll probably be the card you use as your Commande for a Pirate deck
Selfless Safewright could make a case for being more offensive and counting as a creature, but it also costs one more, and the reality is, you want both options in your go wide decks
Equipment makes a lot of sense for big flying creatures with lots of good abilities
So, if the attacking creature's strength overpowers the defending creature's toughness, and the defending creature's strength overpowers the attacking creature's toughness, both creatures die
Will you get mad at your deck
On its own merits, this would already be insanely good, as enabling a Mana Crypt that taps for 3 colorless mana, a Basalt Monolith that can go infinite with Kinnan on turn 3, or a Birds of Paradise that taps for 2 mana of any color is ridiculous value