Theres just one problem: people planned for it
When you smash face to an opposing player, you can put a dork you exiled on the battlefield under your control, which is likely with its flying, and then you can tap it in future turns to keep up, if your first crew was answered
There is lots of food and fun to be had here with offspring, rabbits, and mice
Note that Belle is the first card with the Shift keyword to not include its rules text (the first card no-rules keyword card was Mickey Mouse Musketeer Captain)
Combat tricks that reduce the Strength of your opponent's character, like Fang Crossbow and Painting the Roses, may seem low impact, but t his deck relies on trading efficiently, as well as healing with cards like Gumbo Pot, to keep your characters and control the board
Terisiare's Devastation I'm not gonna act like this one should see more general-use play, but looking at EDHRec makes me think this card is just not being used outside of the precon it was included in