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The Astrosloth Kid's Tee Size:2T completing a retro composition that

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completing a retro composition that channels vintage cinema carpets and bowling alley floors

Piercing amethyst eyes anchor this fragmented

The background mimics a weathered fresco

Channels the peak late 1990s localized anime boom when pocket creature first hit Western shores and every kid wanted to be the very best

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