Obviously you can also just be a total luck sack and tutor up your Reanimate effect and discard the fatty you want to recur from your hand on turn one for the easy mode win
For the rest of the game, your maximum life total is 10
Playing this on two is a pretty big nightmare for your opponent, as they're likely to take lik 12 damage before they can do anything about it -- and if they ever want to kill it, they get 2-for-1'd
Considering the actual mechanics of the card, some problems immediately jump out at me: It uses the phrase uncovers a conspiracy
With the baseline of a 1/1 hasty Goblin, this creatures battalion ability is what makes it an important cog in any notable Goblin deck, and its tremendous power level means that it still sees plenty of play in modern-format Goblin decks
Some power was faked very well, of course, but this was never done in large quantities and most Magic players dont even think about cards at this level