Crappy Birthday Size:One Size not for chewing

not for chewing

while the clean crew silhouette keeps the look easy to wear from open house to office to after-hours dinner

The bold shark graphic stretches across the foot and leg

The design has that familiar pharmacy-and-rounds look without becoming too literal

rendered in silk and lyocell rib

Crappy Birthday Size:One Size not for chewingFor the man who has seen a few birthdays and has no interest in pretending otherwise, these men's crew socks bring the joke right to the point. A grumpy cupcake with a lit candle and the words "Too Old for This Shit" make the message impossible to miss, while the scattered confetti keeps the whole scene from feeling too bleak. They are equal parts party prop and eye roll, which is probably the right balance for a birthday that comes with a little more